School Shooter

School Shooter Jokes

One way to not pick up girl is to say, “are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you.” I tried it on a girl and she is now terrified to come near me.

How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an austistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss Cheese?"

The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun but the emo kid dissapears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.

The school shooter: I finally found you worthless crybabies!! The Quiet Kid: How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same? The school shooter: I don't know. The Quiet kid: When you pull them out every body wants to be your friend.

What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters? They both shoot when they see kids.