To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg.. I'm burning the coal i got for Christmas
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it! What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph! What is Santa's favourite breakfast? SnowFLAKES! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Why is Santa 🎅 make believe? Because he is fake
What did Santa 🎅 say to the rain? Go away
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
Where do Santa send his childrens to study? The Elf-phabets
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
if your parents ever accuse you of lying....... Say "your the one who told me about Santa Claus"
You know the song I saw mommy and Santa kissing apparently santas the mailman
"you gotta bleed before you teeth" - Santa Claus
What did santa use as a candy cane? Wait wait I said it wrong Ok What did santa use to do his garden....never mind
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote " don't be dumb make sure they're numb and always use a condom!"
Why was Santa Santa ? Because it was Santa Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the Santa go to work because he was just trying out the work 😂😂
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?
HO, HO, HO!
Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it's not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa, one stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? A: Because their Santa's STARBUCKS!
