little johnny woke up at midnight on xmas eve to santa with his pants down on top of his mom he then said ho ho OH YEAH!!!
Why can’t Santa have kids
He only cums once a year
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL! I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
what did the orphan ask Santa for. a good family
your mom is so fat santa claus came done and said ho ho holy shit
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball you get a white Christmas
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry
Rapey santa
Yo mama so ugly when Santa seen her he said ho ho hole shit
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa clause.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows were all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
You are so Ugly Santa goes ho ho ho holy Sh it
Your forehead is so big , u can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year ? Because he sexually kids 😂
What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elf’s 😂😂😂
What does michael jackson and santa clause have in commen? They both let little kids sit on his lap
Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!
There's a white guys, black guy, and Santa clause. They get a hotel room. White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and say put down my money or ill cut off your weiner. He gets scared and jumps out the window. Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says put down my money or ill cut off you're weiner. He gets scared and jumps out the window. Santa clause goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, put down my money or ill cut off you're weiner. Santa clause looks at the ghost and says I'm the ghost of Christmas past you touch my dick ill kick your ass!!!
My Friend- Why does Santa look like that? My 15 Year Old Friend- He has secateurs cancer... Me- I heard its cause he comes once a year. *-Everyone Looks at me-*
why is santa always a bich calling ppl names like hoe hoe hoe
Little Johnny walked to his parents room, they were having sex and Little Johnny didn’t know what that was soo, he said “What are y’all doing?” The parents replied “Umm, r-rapping presents!” . Little Johnny said “ok.” and then left. In the morning Little Johnny opened his presents, his parents said “This one is from Santa!” Little Johnny said “No it’s not, y’all said y’all were rapping the presents.” The parents said “Ohh fuck” Little Johnny replied “What mommy and daddy?” They replied “Oh nothing!” “Oh ok.” Little Johnny said. The mom whispered in the dads ears “At least he doesn’t know the truth.” Little Johnny said “What truth.”
