Saggy jokes
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What did the squirrel say when he chewed some saggy boobs?
Is it just me or do these taste like nuts?
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
Your tits look heavy. Need help holding them up?
Free service for tit holding!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.