Rubik jokes
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
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Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more