Romanian jokes

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”

That's the best I've done so far.

Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.

I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.