Roleplaying jokes

Wanna play dolls?

I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)

Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.