What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS
What do you get when you cross A-rod with Chris brown
Cheater cheater woman beater
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod
Teach a scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys !
Why did the orphan rod a bank. For he can be wanted
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially baiting a rod. I guess you could call him the Master-Baiter
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr
What Lonely Girls Should Do by Seymour Fellowes
Unusual Window Decorations by Rod Curtains
The Long Walk Home by Misty Bus
Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens? A: They fall. (They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
evan yo mum rod on my big pp love, dad
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? BOB What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
