What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Why did the orphan rod a bank. For he can be wanted
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Evan, yo mum rode on my big PP love, dad.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
