Rich Person jokes
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"