Reverse

Reverse Jokes

Exorcism

Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.

Exorcism

Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?

It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.

Exorcism

What do you call a reverse exorcism?

It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.

Dick

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

Tank

How many gears does a French tank have?

One forward and six reverse.

Exorcism

What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

Incest

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

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  • Black

    Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.

    Wife

    what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.

    Jacket

    I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.

    Gun

    I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.

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  • School

    What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?

    Racecar

    How do you spell racecar backwards?

    racecar

    How do you spell racecar sideways?

    Paul Walker's death.

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