Remedy jokes

What's the best way to remove gum from hair?

Cancer.

How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

John pretended to be a doctor.

Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."

John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"

Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."

John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"

Motu said, "I lost my memory."

John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"

What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.

If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

What's the best way to cure the hiccups? Suicide.

What is the best cure for aging?

Suicide.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.