Newest Reddit Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

When somone on reddit tells you communism is great but that
Russia, China, Cuba, Vietnam, Mongolia, North Korea, Armenia,
Azerbaijan, Belarus, Estonia, Georgia, Albania, Bulgaria, Hungary,
Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Latvia, Poland, Lithuania, Moldova,
Romania, Tajikistan, Germany, Turkmenistan, Ukraine,
Czechosoakia, Columbia, Congo, Spain, Somalia, Ethopia,
Mozambique, Uzbekistan, Cambodia, Afghanisan, and Yugoslavia
just did it wrona.
KAPWING

Rip

Me: *Clicks on refresh button*
Reddit: *Shows the same memes*
Me:

Math teacher

Why I come here instead of reddit nowadays >:\

When all of your suicide memes get
removed by the mods for being too edgy,
but then you see someone else posting a
suicide meme and getting 7.5k upvotes.
[Removed]
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Reddit
Any scene
from BFB 15
JackNJellify
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Vernon's Japanese golfer joke in Harry Potter*check reddit*

me after taco bell: go to: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FFiftyFifty%2Fcomments%2Facev8x%2F5050_nsfw_a_broken_toilet_with_shit_in_it_sfw_a%2F&psig=AOvVaw2cq_Jn7duRarhyGHIoYLqC&ust=1634828579833000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAgQjRxqFwoTCOjf0Peg2fMCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

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On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com

Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. Will point is does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included

1 Gwen

2 water sharky So on and so on.

We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀

Have you ever heard of Katie? Please come to KatieJennieJackson on reddit. Her username is ok-community-2373.

My username is Big-reflection-104. C0mments from so other redditors are from her post:

Hello :). On sexy tummies. Were she is wearing a black croptop.

Are in the next post.

Moto is: Katie Jennie Jackson is so horny! Reddit username-Ok-community-2373. Follow her please. Her photos are made for you to cum for her, not at her. Thank you if you chose to think.

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

What will reddit be without the robot logo?

RedDOT.

(btw im an ugly sack, feel free to dislike this retarded joke. i like bully people cuz their jokes are stupid, and my jokes are cooler than their jokes.)

lol 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...

J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*

A Joking keggar is where i get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.

Ok, yall ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo

What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?

A DG (dee gay)

What does lava use when it can't walk properly?

A volCANEo

What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalitized?

They start a HIGHot (say it like hiot _riot_)

What is Satan's favorite DJ?

MarshHELLo

What do neck breakers use?

Snapchat

What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmellows?

Instagraham crackers

Is this the last joke?

What is similar between a dog and my ex?

They are both commonly known as bitches

What number has a flu from a pig?

Nine flu (swine flu)

What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?

BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Who is the best anime girl?

Well its pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank

Why did Sally get caned?

Because old men hurriCANED.

That was all

OR WAS IT?

Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)

Some bread teacher: What will reddit be in a few years?

Dumb Kid: DEADit?

Bread Teacher: You get and FY for FUCK YOU

Bread Teacher: It will be BREADit

Student: Hah, thats VERY funny! Might as well go to deadit so I can die of laughter.

What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter

Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE

reddit king and q, i really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop, your obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes

If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?

reddit kool

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because these jokes are not funny

Heres why the chicken crossed the road...

The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road.The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening, and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road, and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit was full of the chicken nonsense, and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.

The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal, and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.

The End (hope you enjoyed, i was bored so i made this shit...)