What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
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Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
