Kool jokes
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
Memes
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Reddit cool.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Donkeys are cool.
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
