I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
roses are red, unlike the rest, i'm the one who has your IP address.
What do you call it when red Sox can doesn't pull out?
Boston cream pie
Whats black and grey and red all over?
A dead r ******
What's white red blue and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
What red white and blue all over?
A dead cop
What's young, red and hot ptsd?
Prince Andrew victims
What's red and got makeup all over?
A bill cosby victim
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarresed biracial guy
Guys I'm back....
Here's my joke
What I'd blue and red all over? Blood in the water of a shark attack victim
The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A Try. The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels." He said. "Impressive," said the manager.
The man is given another. "Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in a steel vats.”
The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said. "It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!"
What is red and tan and spins for about 50mph??
A baby in a blender
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
What's red and green and go's 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender....
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
Roses are red violets are blue don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew
Roses are red violets are blue tory shirts step in doodoo
Roses are red violets are blue Mike pence hair is make of glue
Roses are red violets are blue Alexander Boris de piffle had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
