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The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A Try. The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels." He said. "Impressive," said the manager.

The man is given another. "Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in a steel vats.”

The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said. "It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!"

Comments (8)

Yeah, and this place is for fucking jokes! Not fucking stories! Take this shit to fucking reddit you slut

Yes! Just what I need for a sunday dinner 🤌🏻

YES! MORE DADDY MORE! 😩😏

I agree. Ook get a life u Di*khead!

Stfu it was funny af

this reply chain is cursed asl

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