Recovery jokes

How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery? It’s all Depends!

There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.

He's all right.

I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.

There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.

A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated your arms."