Reading Material jokes

What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?

Reload and keep firing!

What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?

You reload and keep shooting.

What do you read on Halloween?

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

Weird Kid: Magazines.

I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!

I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.