Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
You reload and keep shooting.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
What do you read on Halloween?
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!