Reading Material jokes

What do you read on Halloween?

I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!

I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

Weird Kid: Magazines.

What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?

Reload and keep firing!

Me: Mrs., can I read my book?

Teacher: Sure.

Me: *watching my Chromebook*

Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.

Make him read a book.

Did you know I'm a really fast reader?

I can go through a few stories in just a few seconds!

I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.

What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?

You reload and keep shooting.