Reading Material jokes
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
You reload and keep shooting.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
What do you read on Halloween?
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.