Reading Material jokes
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
What do you read on Halloween?
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
You reload and keep shooting.
Make him read a book.
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
What do planets read?
Comet books.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Did you know I'm a really fast reader?
I can go through a few stories in just a few seconds!
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.