Razor jokes
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What's red and in a corner?
A baby with a razor blade.
What's green and in a corner?
The same baby three weeks later.
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
All you need is a razor blade in life.
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.