Rather jokes

My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.

Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?

Because they are full of ears!

Now that was a corny joke.

And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.

Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.

What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?

- A baseball bat.