Rasict jokes

Teacher

  • What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?

    "You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"

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  • Alien

  • Things said by racist aliens:

    "Some of my best friends are Green."

    "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."

    "You're very pretty for a Purple girl."

    "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"

    "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."

    "You 2-headed people are so stupid!"

    "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."

    "Get out of my store you grigger!"

    "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"

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  • Alien

  • Things said by racist aliens: "Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get the hell out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"

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  • Community talk

  • @matt, is there a reason I can't delete all my old stuff? Like is it just cuz it's 2 years old? Is there a timer or smth? Also if there is a reason, could u A) disable it for this acc, I wanna delete every, but I was a dumb and rasict fuck.

    B) delete everything for me, (I'd advise not, cuz that's not ur job and I'm happy to do it

    C) see point A)

    And ik you could say it's my fault, which is it I'm not avoiding that, but I'm also not avoiding how badly I used to treat ppl and shitty ass stuff I used to post was wrong. So please?