Rally jokes

How to silence a black protester at a rally?

TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.

What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?

Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!

What do you call a protest that gets crowded?

Human trafficking.

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."