Racialism jokes
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.
“NO NO NO”
I’ll give you some candy.
“Oh ok🤩”
Is crummy bears alright??
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."
Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."
What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?
Me.
What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
Why can't two Asians have a white baby? Two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.