When Chinese baby’s are born they should put a sticker on their forehead saying “MADE FROM CHINA”.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
