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I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...

My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."

- One of the thousands of missing children.

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  • If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”

    Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.

    My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^

    Pontypool is rough.

    My teacher told me, "You have no idea how powerful this quote is." I looked at her and told her, "You don't know how powerful the shotgun in my bookbag is."

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