Quasimodo jokes

My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

What do you and Quasimodo have in common?

You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.

Yo momma so ugly, she got a job ringing the bells at Notre Dame.

What do you call an emo a cappella group?

Self harmony.

Like if you know someone is emo.

Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.

like if you know someone that is emo.

Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.