Quack jokes
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
If chickens wake up when the rooster crows, then when do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack, quack."
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
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I just wanted to say...
These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.
Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
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QUACK!!!
pop goes your mom’s back cause i stepped on a crack of rizz, i do not have a lack i am not black i have a very big rack i used to live in a shack now i live in the back of the house of a guy named zack i can definitely take your flak maybe your name should be jack cause i shot a pack of ducks that go quack
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