Pudding

Pudding jokes

I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.

My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?

It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.