Proposal jokes
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
Mayonnaise marry me?
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.