I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
What do orphans do when the get a phone press the home button
why is drinking soda so sad?
Its soda-pressing
have you heard about my new can crushing job?
it's soda-pressing
im doing something Stephen hawkings cant do.......pressing 'im not a robot'
Stephen hawkings death was completely accidental..
He pressed shut down instead of sleep
Why did Stephan hawkings die ... because he pressed shut down instead of sleep
What songs do people with no arms listen to?? None cause they can’t press play
press f to pay respects to grumpy cat FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?
Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
I got a job at the can factory but it is soda-pressing
while fucking a hot auntie pressing tightly her boobs and fondling He: What do you feed your babies ? She: Milk and Orange juice He: Wow, which side is orange juice ? 😋
I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girls vagina. Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein and they got married and had children who were all named minion. Eventually the rest of his family died and pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were “I have finally ‘peared’ the consequences of all my actions.”
Q: What do you call a sad soda? A: Soda-pressing.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he feel off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
how do you make Indians explode? press the red button
Stephen Hawkins death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.
