Pregnet jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

MOM: Honey, I'm pregnant.

DAD: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Dad.

MOM: No, you're not.

When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!

What do you call a three-humped camel?

Pregnant.