MOM: honey im pregnet DAD:Hi pregnet im dad MOM:No your not
MOM: honey im pregnet DAD:Hi pregnet im dad MOM:No your not
"Whats the difference between a pregnet woman and a light bulb"
"You can unscrew a light buld"
when your wife gets pregnet and you dont want a kid just come on down to momma mias pizzareia and abortion clinic!
what do you call a three humped camel pregnet
