What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
MOM: Honey, I'm pregnant.
DAD: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Dad.
MOM: No, you're not.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
