Precaution jokes

Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.

What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.

Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!

Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.

Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!