Pp jokes

Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.

What's a bison's favorite gun?

A PP Bizon.

Wanna see my pp again?

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My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.

The librarian then asked me to take it out.

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Your PP is small, just like my will to live.

Who wants a picture of my pp?

"Hee hee touch my pp."