Pp jokes

Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.

My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.

The librarian then asked me to take it out.

Suck my pp!

Wanna see my pp again?

pp hi

Who wants a picture of my pp?

Your dad has a huge PP.

What do you call a potato with a pp?

A dictator.

"Hee hee touch my pp."

My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.

What does a pickle look like a p*nis?

Your PP is small, just like my will to live.

What's a bison's favorite gun?

A PP Bizon.

Up your pp with a piece of crap!

Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"

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Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."

Welcome to Mississippi.

Hahaha, you have no PP!

My pp.

So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...