I'm so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!
Your so poor people break into your house and leave things
I's so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
What does the child with no hands got for christmas? Unknown he hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in new york got for christmas? Hypothermia.
I adopted a dog. its gone now. At least homeless people in china are not starving.
for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess
