What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Popstar Jokes
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
Ariana Grande
