Popstar jokes

What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?

They are both hard.

Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.

What kind of air does Ariana breathe?

Helium?

What's Michael Jackson's nickname?

Nivea black and white.

On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?

How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?

She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.

I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.

Ariana Grande