Popstar jokes
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Ariana Grande
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
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