Popstar jokes
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jacksonβs last boyfriend?
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesnβt, she just uses 7 rings.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
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