Popstar jokes
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Ariana Grande
Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
Community talk
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