Pop icon jokes
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.