Pop icon jokes

Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.

In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.

Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?

Because it was over 10 years old.

They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.

What did Michael Jackson say?

Nothing, he's dead.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.