
Pop icon jokes
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
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Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
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