Pop icon jokes

Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.

In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.

Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?

Because it was over 10 years old.

They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.

What did Michael Jackson say?

Nothing, he's dead.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?

People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!