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Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.

In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.

Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?

Because it was over 10 years old.

They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.

What did Michael Jackson say?

Nothing, he's dead.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.

It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.