Music industry jokes

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?

Answer: alive.

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.

"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)

What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.

Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.

Why did the rapper go to the pet store?

To buy a dog for his bark tracks!

If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...

What is Lizzo?

Big, fat, and ugly.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?

Fingering A minor.

What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?

"Boys Keep Swinging."