Music industry jokes

If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...

What is Lizzo?

Big, fat, and ugly.

what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?

Answer: alive.

"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)

What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.

Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.

A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.

Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.

Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.

Why did the rapper go to the pet store?

To buy a dog for his bark tracks!

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.