Pond jokes

What did the duck say to the pond?

"Fuck Trump."

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

An old croak!

Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.

What do you call the midget sea?

A pond.

Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.

Really, then give me a pond of water.

What does a glass of water ask a pond?

"Water you doing?"

What does the pond answer?

"Pondering life."

Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.

Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"