What did the duck say to the pond?
"Fuck Trump."
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
What does a glass of water ask a pond?
"Water you doing?"
What does the pond answer?
"Pondering life."
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
