WHAT DID THE DUCK SAY TO SAY TO THE POND? FUCK TRUMP
What do you call a 100-year-old frog? An old croak!
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks
what do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Can i get a glass of water? I will give u anything u ask.
Really, than give me a pond of water
What does a glass of water ask a pond? Water you doing? What does the pond answer? Pondering life.
Yo mama so fat she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"