Pollen jokes
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.