Politician jokes
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice.
Hillary Clinton
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.