Physical characteristic jokes

I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."

My sister is so short she can't walk.

There are people weirder looking than me.

Like who?

Like people with Down syndrome.

Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.

Also dwarf: can’t see.

What is your body like? Soft.

My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

Wears pink.

“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”

Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.