Physical characteristic jokes

Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.

“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”

My sister is so short she can't walk.

Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.

Also dwarf: can’t see.

There are people weirder looking than me.

Like who?

Like people with Down syndrome.