Physical characteristic jokes

Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.

“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”

My sister is so short she can't walk.

Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.

Also dwarf: can’t see.

There are people weirder looking than me.

Like who?

Like people with Down syndrome.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.

My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.

I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.