Physical characteristic jokes

I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."

“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”

There are people weirder looking than me.

Like who?

Like people with Down syndrome.

Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.

My sister is so short she can't walk.

Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.

Also dwarf: can’t see.