Phonetics jokes
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
How do you spell ihop?
Then spell ihop and say "ness".
How do you stun a Scotsman?
Ask them to say "purple burglar alarm".
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”
Bitch, that's not my name.
16 is a knight? Mail.
Say "I cup" but in words.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...