Phonetics jokes
Say "I cup" but in words.
16 is a knight? Mail.
How do you stun a Scotsman?
Ask them to say "purple burglar alarm".
How do you spell ihop?
Then spell ihop and say "ness".
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”
Bitch, that's not my name.
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.