Phonetics jokes

Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”

Bitch, that's not my name.

Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."

Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.

How do you stun a Scotsman?

Ask them to say "purple burglar alarm".

Say "I cup" but in words.

How do you spell ihop?

Then spell ihop and say "ness".

Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.

16 is a knight? Mail.