Perversion jokes

A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”

So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!'

I thought, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.

Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.

I love you, Lovely Perv!

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.

A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.

Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.