Perversion jokes

A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”

So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!'

I thought, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.

Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.

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