Perversion jokes
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!'
I thought, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
I love you, Lovely Perv!
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.