Perversion jokes

So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!'

I thought, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.

I love you, Lovely Perv!

A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”

They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.