My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.
I said, "Maybe."
Personal Hygiene Jokes
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
